Our Instagram who art in the net
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom came already
Thy will be done in America as in the rest of the world
Make us think perfectly square
Give us our daily pictures
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from nudity and genitals
Do not forgive us our tresspasses
But block our account
Give us the attention and the glory
For thine is the kingdom of pictures
Forever and ever
Amen